okay but like atog.
we need to discuss kurt doing pushups in his room and how that made me think of kurt doing pilates in his bedroom and ‘my boyfriend is so bendy’, and ‘SHIELDS KURT’ and then they were using shields and they were LITERALLY GREEK SOLDIERS, and then there was…
In high school I did everything I could not to take my shirt off in front of other people. Like, I don’t think I showered once after gym class. Now though, thanks to a little more working out, a little more protein, my outside-self is catching up to my inside-self. And I feel pretty comfortable in my skin. And that feels good.
Myself as Thorin
this is gold
[smaug voice] did someone say gold?
why cant i have a proper beard
wait this totally fucked me up in the best way
why would u
#firefly #SHUT YOUR ENTIRE FACE THE ACTUAL FUCK UP #mal and jayne answering pretend phones and wearing tiaras at tea parties #mal looking slightly hunted when he’s caught in the act #jayne being totally unembarrassed #because when a toddler gives you a pretend phone you answer that shit #inara teaching him the Correct Way to Pour (Imaginary) Tea #and then pretending to be a dinosaur for 2 hours #river is the best at dinosaurs #simon is terrible so he is a herbivore #and river and the kid chase and eat him #it ends this way every single time
fiiiiiiiiinally done with all of my highlights from lazy day, I got this request a couple months ago I believe and after copping out on it for a two of those here we are! I really hope the anon likes it cause boy howdy- did this take my full attention span to finish. LoVE you guys! Awkwards OUT!
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Literally I would read thousands of words of this.